Hæhæ dækurnar mínar, ég er lasin heima núna
þannig ég ákvað að skella inn smá færslu þar sem mér
drulluleiðist! (er
annars á netinu að leita að skóla í Frakklandi en það er bara
næstum ekkert í boði). Fengum töskur í
sumargjöf frá póstinum í ár. Það er miklu betra en helvítis
gönguprjónarnir í fyrra, sem by the way ég hef ekki séð síðan
þá… hmmmm.. allavegana þetta er geðveikt fyndið (ógeðslega
mikið til í þessu):
9 things I hate about
everyone!!!
1. People who point at their wrist while asking for
the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the
hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask
where the toilet is?
2. People who are willing to get off their ass to
search the entire room for the tv remote because
they refuse to walk to the tv and change the channel
manually.
3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your
cake and eat it too". Damn right! What good is cake
if you can't eat it?
4. When people say "it's always the last place you
look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep
looking after you've found it? Do people do this?
Who and where are they? Gonna Kick
their asses!
5. When people say while watching a film "did you
see that?". No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the
cinema and stare at the damn floor.
6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?"....
Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya
sunshine?
7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is
it? If it's new, then there has never been anything
before it. If it's an improvement, then there must
have been something before it, couldn't be new.
8. When people say "life is short". What the hell??
Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!!
What can you do that's longer?
9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks
"Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be
standing here, dumbass?